AWARD |
FOR |
TO |
| Life
and times of the SMERGS |
Perpetual
Indulgence in Smerging |
Rick
Chadwick and Peter Macdougall (31) |
| Jewellers
Special Award |
Best
Dummy Spit of the Season |
Nick
Hillyard (Courtesy of Peter Macdougall) |
| Sheer
Bloody Persistence Award |
The
worst win strike rate Runners Up |
Phil
Alexander and Nick Hillyard - 0 wins Rick Chadwick ("I can't win off 4" - 31 weeks) |
| Neighbourhood
Watch Award |
For
the best bit of burglary seen this year ( donated by Andy
Knott) |
Steve
Figgis and Skulander - 2 weeks |
| Bradman
Award |
For
the best average score for the year |
Phil
Stabback (38), runners up Butler and Macdougall (39) |
| Deviant
of the Year Award |
Greatest
on Gross Score Greatest on Points |
Rob
Miler (17) Rob Lowndes (16) |
| Butler's
Cafe Award |
Highest
Point Score for the Year Runner's Up |
Rob
Lowndes, Steve Figgis and Peter Burns (21) Rob Miller, Ken Miller and Alan Waddington (20) |
| The
Peter Gary Burns Award |
For
the SMERG who would have been better off home in bed |
Gary
Skulander (64) |
| The
Lucy Bird Awards |
For
the best Trier of the year or the most improved players: -on best gross score -on average gross score -on no. of wins |
Steve Figgis - 4 shots Steve Figgis 2.3 shots Ken Miller and Steve Figgis (2) |
| The
Little Brother Award |
The
worst change in the no. of wins compared with last year (a
complimentary bacon and egg roll at Butler's cafe, kindly
donated by Rob Miller) |
Becker,
Macdougall and Chadwick (-5) |
| The
Happy Greenkeeper Award |
For
the greatest no. of wins in the year |
Ken
Miller (6) |
| Non
Entities of the Night Award |
For
mediocrity in all things SMERG in 1999 by not getting a
mention at all. |
Hillyard,
Thornton, Webb, Rowe, Burns, Halliday and Spencer. |
| SMERG
of the Year Award |
For
the best score off the stick in 1999 thus far |
Rob
Miller (33) followed by Butler, Miller K, Stabback &
MacDougall (34) |