SMERGS – 1999 in Review

AWARD

FOR

TO

Life and times of the SMERGS Perpetual Indulgence in Smerging Rick Chadwick and Peter Macdougall (31)
Jewellers Special Award Best Dummy Spit of the Season Nick Hillyard (Courtesy of Peter Macdougall)
Sheer Bloody Persistence Award The worst win strike rate
Runners Up
Phil Alexander and Nick Hillyard - 0 wins
Rick Chadwick ("I can't win off 4" - 31 weeks)
Neighbourhood Watch Award For the best bit of burglary seen this year ( donated by Andy Knott) Steve Figgis and Skulander - 2 weeks
Bradman Award For the best average score for the year Phil Stabback (38), runners up Butler and Macdougall (39)
Deviant of the Year Award Greatest on Gross Score
Greatest on Points
Rob Miler (17)
Rob Lowndes (16)
Butler's Cafe Award Highest Point Score for the Year
Runner's Up
Rob Lowndes, Steve Figgis and Peter Burns (21)
Rob Miller, Ken Miller and Alan Waddington (20)
The Peter Gary Burns Award For the SMERG who would have been better off home in bed Gary Skulander (64)
The Lucy Bird Awards For the best Trier of the year or the most improved players:
-on best gross score
-on average gross score
-on no. of wins

Steve Figgis - 4 shots
Steve Figgis 2.3 shots
Ken Miller and Steve Figgis (2)
The Little Brother Award The worst change in the no. of wins compared with last year (a complimentary bacon and egg roll at Butler's cafe, kindly donated by Rob Miller) Becker, Macdougall and Chadwick (-5)
The Happy Greenkeeper Award For the greatest no. of wins in the year Ken Miller (6)
Non Entities of the Night Award For mediocrity in all things SMERG in 1999 by not getting a mention at all. Hillyard, Thornton, Webb, Rowe, Burns, Halliday and Spencer.
SMERG of the Year Award For the best score off the stick in 1999 thus far Rob Miller (33) followed by Butler, Miller K, Stabback & MacDougall (34)