| Award |
For |
Runner(s)
UP |
The
Winner(s) |
| Life
and Times of the Smergs |
Perpetual
Indulgence in Smerging |
Bruce
Rowe 53 |
Rick
Chadwick 55 |
| Jewellers
Special Award |
Best
Dummy Spit of The Season |
Call
for Nominations |
Call
for Nominations |
| Sheer
Bloody Persistance Award |
The
worst win strike rate |
Phil
Stabback 24 appearances per win |
Rick
Chadwick 28 appearances per win |
| Neighbourhood
Watch Award |
For
the best bit of burglary seen this year -best Strike Rate |
Alexander,
Ken Miller, Simon Rowe 5 appearances per win |
Steve
Figgis 4 appearances per win |
| |
(donated
by Andy Knott) |
|
|
| Bradman
Awards |
For
the best Average score for the Year - on Points |
Becker,
Butler, Chadwick, Lowndes, Macdougall, Skulander, Spencer,
Thornton, Waddington 16 |
Alexander,
Hillyard, Miller Ken, Rowe Simon, Stabback, Webb 17 |
| |
For
the best Average score for the Year - on Strokes |
Butler,
Macdougall, Miller Ken, 39 |
Stabback
38 |
| Deviant
of the Year Award |
Greatest
on Gross Score |
Lowndes
20 |
Burns
and Figgis 22 |
| |
Greatest
on Points |
Miller
Rob 16 |
Becker
and Lowndes 17 |
| Butler's
Cafe Award |
Highest
Point Score for the Year |
Figgis,
Lowndes, MacDougall, Rowe Bruce 24 |
Becker
and Webb 25 |
| The
Peter Gary Burns Award |
For
the Smerg who would have been better off home in bed |
|
|
| |
0n
Points |
Burns,
Figgis, Lowndes, Spencer 7 |
Miller
Rob 6 |
| |
On
Gross |
Burns
61 |
Figgis
67 |
| The
Lucy Bird Awards |
For
the best Trier of the year or the most improved players |
|
|
| |
-on
best gross score |
Becker
and Burns -5 |
Figgis,
Skulander, Webb -6 |
| |
-on
average gross score |
Hillyard
-3.3 |
Skulander
-6.6 |
| |
-on
no. of wins |
Thornton
6 |
Alexander
and Rowe simon 8 |
| The
Little Brother Award |
The
worst change in the No. Wins compared with last Year |
Butler
and Lowndes -1 |
Stabback
-2 |
| |
(a
complimentary bacon and egg roll at Butler's Cafe |
|
|
| |
kindly
donated by Rob Miller) |
|
|
| The
Happy Greenkeeper Award |
For
the greatest no. of wins in the year |
Thornton
and Alexander 8 |
Rowe
Bruce and Rowe Simon 9 |
| Non
Entities of the Night Award |
For
mediocrity in all things SMERG in 99-2000 by not getting
a |
And
the only one to score an ace !!!!!!! (16th) |
Halliday |
| |
mention
at all. |
|
|
| Smerg
of the Year Award |
For the best score off the
Stick in !999-2000 |
Miller
Ken, Stabback, and Webb 33 |
Macdougall
32 |
| Coffee
Casualty Awards |
Most number
of times coffee paid for |
Chadwick
and Macdougall 16 |
Waddington
17 |
| |
Coffee
Strike rate - No. of coffees per appearance |
Figgis
2.1 |
Burns
1.8 |
| The
Smergs Double Cap Mug |
For
the worst Paying For Coffee to Wins Ratio |
Stabback 7.5 |
Burns
and Chadwick 8 |
| |
(presented
by Peter Thornton) |
|
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