The SMERGS - 2002 in Review 
Award For Runner(s) up The Winner(s)
Life and Times of the SMERGS Perpetual Indulgence in Smerging 36  Miller R 38 Thornton
Jewellers Special Award Best Dummy Spit of The Season Call for Nominations Call for Nominations
Sheer Bloody Persistence Award The worst win strike rate 15 Figgis  20  Webb
Neighbourhood Watch Award For the best bit of burglary seen this year -best Strike Rate
(donated by Andy Knott)
5.3 Alexander 2.6 Butler
Bradman Awards For the best Average score for the Year - on Points  16 Alexander/Becker/
Halliday/Lowndes/
The Rowes
17 Butler/Spencer
For the best Average score for the Year - on Strokes 40 Macdougall/ Butler 39 S Rowe
Deviant of the Year Award  Greatest on Gross Score 18 Webb 20 Alexander
Greatest on Points 17 Webb 20 Becker
Butler's Redundancy Payout Award Highest Point Score for the Year 26 Spencer 27 Becker
The Peter Gary Burns Award

 

 
For the Smerg who would have been better off home in bed    
On Points 6 Thornton/Hillyard/
Alexander
5 Figgis
On Gross 58 Alexander 61 Figgis
The Lucy Bird Awards

 

For the best Trier of the year or the most improved players    
On best gross score -5 Waddington -6 Becker
On average gross score -2.2 Rowe B -2.4 Skulander
On no. of wins +3 Miller R +4 Butler
The Little Brother Award The worst change in the No. Wins compared with last Year
(a complimentary bacon and egg roll at the Verandah Cafe kindly donated by Rob Miller)
 -5 Ashby  -7 Becker
The Happy Greenkeeper Award For the greatest no. of wins in the year 5 Butler/Miller R 6 Alexander
Smerg of the Year Award For the best score off the Stick 35 Rowe S/Waddington 34 Butler
Coffee Casualty Awards

 

Most number of times coffee paid for 10 Alexander/Waddington 13 Thornton/
Chadwick/Figgis
Coffee Strike rate - No. of coffees per appearance 2.5 Stabback 2.6 Figgis
The Smergs Double Cap Mug For the worst Paying For Coffee to Wins Ratio
(presented by Peter Thornton)
4.3 Chadwick 6.5 Figgis
Non Entities of the Night Award For mediocrity in all things SMERG by not getting amention at all. Burns Ken Miller

Last Updated on 25/11/02
By Rob Lowndes