The SMERGS - 2003 in Review
Award	For	The Winner(s)
Life and Times of the SMERGS	Perpetual Indulgence in Smerging	Rob Miller
Jewellers Special Award	Best Dummy Spit of The Season	Peter Macdougall
Sheer Bloody Persistence Award	The worst win strike rate	Steve Figgis
Neighbourhood Watch Award	For the best bit of burglary seen this year -best Strike Rate (donated by Andy Knott)	Phil Stabback
Bradman Awards	For the best Average score for the Year - on Points	Phil Stabback
	For the best Average score for the Year - on Strokes	Phil Stabback
Deviant of the Year Award	Greatest on Gross Score	Rob Lowndes
	Greatest on Points	Rob Miller
Butler's Redundancy Payout Award	Highest Point Score for the Year	23 Rob Lowndes
The Peter Gary Burns Award	For the Smerg who would have been better off home in bed
	On Points	Alan Waddington
	On Gross	Peter Burns/Steve Figgis
The Lucy Bird Awards	For the best Trier of the year or the most improved players
	On best gross score	Rob Miller
	On average gross score	Phil Stabback
	On no. of wins	Phil Stabback
The Little Brother Award	The worst change in the No. Wins compared with last Year (a complimentary bacon and egg roll at the Verandah Cafe kindly donated by Rob Miller)	Alan Waddington
The Happy Greenkeeper Award	For the greatest no. of wins in the year	Rob Miller
Smerg of the Year Award	For the best score off the Stick	Ken Miller
Coffee Casualty Awards	Most number of times coffee paid for	Tim Becker
	Coffee Strike rate - No. of coffees per appearance	James Halliday
The Flash	Longest consecutive winning streak	Rob Lowndes
The Croc	Longest consecutive losing streak	Peter Thornton
The Smergs Double Cap Mug	For the worst Paying For Coffee to Wins Ratio (presented by Peter Thornton)	Steve Figgis
Non Entities of the Night Award	For mediocrity in all things SMERG by not getting amention at all.	No one