| The Smergs - 2005 in Review | |||
| The stats | |||
| Average Group size =8 | Max Group Size =16 | Minimum Group Size = 3 | |
| Award | For | Runner(s) UP | The Winner(s) |
| Life and Times of the Smergs | Perpetual Indulgence in Smerging | Thornton(39) | Chadwick (41) |
| Jewellers Special Award | Best Dummy Spit of The Season | No nominations | No nominations |
| Sheer Bloody Persistence Award | The worst win strike rate (number of appearances per win) | Thornton (9.8) | Alexander (19) |
| Neighbourhood Watch Award | For the best bit of burglary seen this year -best Strike Rate - Donated by Andy Knott | Miller K (3) | MacDougall (2.6) |
| Bradman Awards | For the best Average score for the Year - on Points | Stabback (39) | O'Donovan (36) |
| For the best Average score for the Year - on Strokes | Webb, O'Donovan, Skulander, Hillyard (18) | Stabback, Baker, Rowe (19) | |
| Deviants of the Year Award | Greatest on Gross Score | Miller K (15) | Figgis (16) |
| Greatest on Points | Skulander (16) | Halliday (19 , 25-7) | |
| Butler's Redundancy Payout Award | Highest Point Score for the Year | Thornton, Hillyard, Halliday, Baker (25) | Skulander, Stabback (26) |
| The Peter Gary Burns Award (For the Smerg who would have been better off home in bed) | On Points | Halliday (7) | Burns (6) |
| On Gross |
Burns (60) |
Figgis (62) | |
| The Lucy Bird Awards (For the best Trier of the year or the most improved players) | -on best gross score | Baker, Skulander, O'Donovan (+2) | Stabback (+3) |
| -on average gross score | Chadwick (+1.9) | Baker (+2.0) | |
| -on no. of wins | Baker (+4) | Chadwick (+5) | |
| The Little Brother Award (a complimentary bacon and egg roll at the Verandah Café kindly donated by Rob Miller) | The worst change in the No. Wins compared with last Year | Alexander (-3) | Lowndes (-4) |
| The Happy Greenkeeper Award | For the greatest no. of wins in the year | Stabback, Baker (+7) | Skulander (+8) |
| Smerg of the Year Award | For the best score off the Stick | Butler, Stabback (34) | O'Donovan (31) |
| Coffee Casualty Awards | Most number of times coffee paid for | Hillyard and Miller R (13) | Butler and Chadwick (15) |
| Best Strike rate - most appearances per coffees paid for | Miller R (13) | Thornton (14) | |
| Worst Strike rate - least appearances per coffees paid for | Macdougall (1.6) | Miller R (1.2) | |
| The Flash | Longest consecutive Winning Streak | Skulander (3 in successive appearances) | Lowndes, Chadwick (3 in successive weeks) |
| The Crash | Longest consecutive losing Streak | Waddington (39) | Rowe (52) |
| The Croc | Most Number of lowest scores on Handicap | Thornton (5) | Figgis (7) |
| The Smergs Double Cap Mug (presented by Peter Thornton) | For the worst Paying For Coffee to Wins Ratio | Burns (4) | Alexander (5) |
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Non Entities of the Night Award |
For mediocrity in all things SMERG by not getting a mention at all. | Ferreira, Rowe B, Becker | |