| The Smergs - 2006 in Review | |||
| The Stats | |||
| Average Group size = 10 | Max Group Size = 15 | Minimum Group Size = 5 | |
| Award | For | Runner(s) UP | The Winner(s) |
| Life and Times of the Smergs | Perpetual Indulgence in Smerging | LOWNDES (34) | SKULANDER & THORNTON (36) |
| Jewellers Special Award | Best Dummy Spit of The Season | CALL FOR NOMINATIONS | CALL FOR NOMINATIONS |
| Sheer Bloody Persistence Award |
The worst win strike rate (number of appearances per win) |
ALEXANDER 10.5 | FERREIRA 27 |
| Neighbourhood Watch Award | For the best bit of burglary seen this year -best Strike Rate - Donated by Andy Knott | O'DONOVAN 2.8 | MACDOUGALL (again!) 2.7 |
| Bradman Awards | For the best Average score for the Year - on Points | BAKER BECKER O'DONOVAN 18 | WADDINGTON 19 |
| For the best Average score for the Year - on Strokes | MACDOUGALL 39 | O'DONOVAN 36 | |
| Deviants of the Year Award | Greatest on Gross Score | FIGGIS 16 | LOWNDES 19 |
| Greatest on Points | BECKER HILLYARD 16 | CHADWICK FIGGIS 17 | |
| Butler's Redundancy Payout Award | Highest Point Score for the Year | ROWE B 25 | BECKER 27 |
| The Peter Gary Burns Award (For the Smerg who would have been better off home in bed) | On Points |
CHADWICK HILLYARD LOWNDES STABBACK 7 |
FIGGIS 5 |
| on Gross | ALEXANDER 58 | FIGGIS 61 | |
| The Lucy Bird Awards (For the best Trier of the year or the most improved players) | -on best gross score | BURNS LOWNDES SKULANDER +2 | MILLER K +3 |
| -on average gross score | WADDINGTON +2.0 | BURNS +2.9 | |
| -on no. of wins | ROWE B THORNTON +3 | BECKER +6 | |
| The Little Brother Award (a complimentary bacon and egg roll at the Verandah Café kindly donated by Rob Miller) | The worst change in the No. Wins compared with last Year |
CHADWICK HILLYARD MILLER R SKULANDER -2 |
BAKER HALLIDAY -4 |
| The Happy Greenkeeper Award | For the greatest no. of wins in the year | THORNTON 7 | BECKER 9 |
| Smerg of the Year Award | For the best score off the Stick | BUTLER 34 | O'DONOVAN (again!) 32 |
| Coffee Casualty Awards | Most number of times coffee paid for | HILLYARD SKULANDER 13 | THORNTON (again!) 14 |
| Best Strike rate - most appearances per coffees paid for | HALLIDAY 8.0 | BAKER 20.0 | |
| Worst Strike rate - least appearances per coffees paid for | FERREIRA HILLYARD 2.5 | MACDOUGALL O'DONOVAN 2.3 | |
| The Flash | Longest consecutive Winning Streak |
BECKER O'DONOVAN 2 IN SUCCESSIVE APPEARANCES |
BUTLER LOWNDES MACDOUGALL 2 IN SUCCESSIVE WEEKS |
| The Crash | Longest consecutive losing Streak | FERREIRA 21 appearances | BUTLER 29 appearances |
| The Croc | Most Number of lowest scores on Handicap | FERREIRA 8 | LOWNDES 10 |
| The Smergs Double Cap Mug (presented by Peter Thornton) | For the worst Paying For Coffee to Wins Ratio | ALEXANDER 4.0 | FERREIRA 11.0 |
| Non Entities of the Night Award | For mediocrity in all things SMERG by not getting a mention at all. | BELL ROWE S AND WEBB (for never bloody being there!) | |